1. Honesty isn’t always the best policy

Interviewer:  What’s your worst quality?
Candidate:  I’m kind of unreliable!
Interviewer:  I appreciate the honesty, but dude! You just lost your job!

2. Client-stealing

Interviewer:  Ok tell me why do you want this job?
Candidate:  I want to gain experience and build connections with clients to start my own firm.
Interviewer:  I admire your curiosity and skill, but have you heard of something called ethics?

3. Overqualified

Interviewer:  Sorry, you are not qualified for this role.
Candidate:  Can I see your CV to check if you are qualified enough to judge my abilities?
Interviewer:  I’m sorry, You aren’t qualified for that either.

4. Can I ask you a question?

Candidate:  Can I ask you a question?
Interviewer:  Sure, go ahead
Candidate:  How much does your organization pay you to do these interviews?
Interviewer:  Whatever it is, I’m definitely charging more for handling you.

5. Real reason of taking a job

Interviewer:  How badly do you need this job?
Candidate:  Pretty badly; cigarettes are getting so very expensive
Interviewer:  Yeah, you are right (sympathetically)!

6. I really need to know this about you

Interviewer:  Is there anything else I should know about you?
Candidate:  I oversleep and have trouble getting out of bed in the morning.
Interviewer:  Is it! Good to know buddy! (Looks exasperated). You do know this job is in the morning shift, don’t you?

7. You see I know how to C

Interviewer:  Do you know C?
Candidate:  I don’t really know C, but I can fake it so the compiler thinks I do.
Interviewer:  I like that; exactly what we want!

8. Seems like a good option!

Interviewer:  Everything is fine…so, what do we do now?
Candidate:  Table tennis?
Interviewer:  Seriously?

9. Was waiting to ask this question

Interviewer:  Do you have any questions?
Candidate:  Yes
Interviewer:  Go ahead
Candidate:  What if my degree turns out to be a fake in your background checks.
Interviewer:  Hmm….you do know your way out, don’t you?

10. Hobbies and Interests

Interviewer:  What are your hobbies?
Candidate:  I am interested in tall corporate ladies!
Interviewer:  Confused

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